The best meat cutting tool on the planet.

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This is something i thought of while i was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Bored.

You know you have played to much Valve Games When...

#1: Before entering a room, you look up and check for barnacles.

#2: Your conversation starts looping.

#3: You carry a crowbar in your backpack.

#4: You seem to run out of breath after holding a lit flashlight for about 1 minute.

#5: You shout MEDIC! Whenever you get hurt.

#6: You check for headcrabs under your bed before going to bed every night.

#7: If anybody mentions "Cake" at any given time, you don't take them seriously.

#8: You have written a novel about The "Companion Cube".

#9: You sleep with a stuffed "Vortigaunt" instead of a teddy bear.

#10: You buy a valve and tape it over your eye, or the back of your head during Halloween.

#11: You've sprayed "The Lambda" in graffiti everywhere.

#12: While inside a elevator, block all the light sources, then talk to random people with a mysterious stuttery accent and then say "In the mean time, This is where i get off..." Before leaving.

#13: You have a cafe that sells "Headcrab Stir fry" and "Deep Fried Antlion Grubs".

#14: You've actually taken the time to write this post.

#15: You are now about to play Left4Dead.

Cake!

My Youtube page is now made of CAKE!!!
Check it out!

http://ca.youtube.com/user/Poonybug

Brahms Hungarian Dance #5

This is me playing Brahms Hungarian Dance #5 at a recital with all the other local violin players. I was the last performer in the concert. Which is good because what could come after this ending?

Machinima Camera Test #2

My First Machinima Camera Test

Mirrors Edge PC Trailer

Using The NVidia PhysX Technology, The PC version of Mirrors Edge will feature Tearable, Breakable, and bendable materials.

The Scout who cried MEDIC!

There once was a scout who was bored as he sat on the battlements watching his health bar during a sudden death match. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Medic! Medic! I'm hurt"

The medic came running up from the intel to help the scout heal. But when they arrived at the battlements, scout was not hurt. The the scout laughed at the sight of the angry medics face.

"Don't cry 'medic', little scout," said the medic, "when you have full health" He went grumbling back down to the (Now Stolen) intel.

Later, the scout sang out again, "Medic! Medic! I'm on fire!" To his naughty delight, he watched the Medic come from his heavy to help the scout.

When the medic saw no flames they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'medic' when you are not on fire!"

But the scout just grinned as he heard the medic's heavy scream as gore flew everywhere.

Later, the scout saw a Sniper! moments later he shot the scout, taking down half of his health. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "MEDIC! MEDIC!"

But the medic thought he was trying to fool him again, and so he didn't come.

It was nearly the end of the match, everyone wondered why the scout hadn't returned to help the fight down below. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him bleeding in a messy heap with two 80 caliber bullets nailing him to the floor.

A kindly spy helped the scout back to the respawn room for the next round.

"You'll be okay, just wait for the next round" he said, putting his arm around the scout, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

NovaNoah.com Is down.

The bill for my website this year just showed up a few days ago. And since i don't want to use $75 on my website. Because that would mean another 2-3 months of saving up allowance before i get the graphics card and hard drive. So, NovaNoah.com is not up anymore. but my blog is. (Obviously.) So i will be posting reviews here from now on. Sorry guys. it's too costly.

Just another quick pointer that i am in Calgary right now. I will be back by the end of tomorrow.