Matrix Ping Pong

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Laser + Sound Test (By Daito Manabe)

This is amazing.

Most realistic use of computer graphics ever

No, This isn't real. It's animated.

Revised Mary had a little lamb

Revised: (I highlighted the funniest parts.)

Maria it has small lamb, small lamb, small lamb, Maria has a small lamb, protectors of WHO (World Health Organization) white snow of profit. A quantity to separates this Maria, Maria, Maria, and in this Maria part, lamb confirms. School followed its school day it frees day, give formation on the day, follow their school day, rule. Fez hammer which breaks from tup and by competition, hammer which breaks from tup with the competition, hammer which breaks from tup with the competition, hammer which breaches from tup of the boy Of fez sees in order to give to generation to the boy competition in the school. Professor and therefore boerenen for turned, it for, IT their boerenen, and professor turned therefore him for, purpose he after the latter still it was obtained, and, he hoped patiently patiently probably approximately, patiently he waited approximately, and it is patiently probable, as long as it will not appear Maria. " Why lamb therefore does love Maria? " Therefore love Maria? Therefore love Maria? " Because therefore it Maria in order to fall in love with lamb, " Child' the anxious shout of " S.; Because, Maria loves lamb, its know." Lamb, you knew, lamb, you you knew, " Because, Maria it loves lamb, you you knew, " They answered professor.

The Original:

Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day,
It followed her to school one day,
which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
laugh and play, laugh and play,
it made the children laugh and play
to see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out,
turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
till Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so,"
the eager children cry.
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The lamb, you know, the lamb, you know,
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
the teacher did reply.

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Mary Smiles with the Competition

Mary has a small lamb, the small lamb, the small lamb, Mary has a small lamb, who guards is the white achievement snow. Amounts to E separates this Mary is, Mary is, Mary is, and in this Mary is all parts, the lamb affirms. The school followed its one day of school one day, educates for one day, is followed its school one day, is meets to the ruler. Fêz the child smiles and the competition, smiles with the competition, smiles with the competition, fêz smiles and sees a lamb to the child the competition in the school. Professor E therefore rotates it for is, has rotated it for is, rotates its it is, and professor therefore has rotated it for is, but he after next still obtained, and, patiently patiently has probably waited for approximately, patiently approximately, and patiently had probably waited for, until he appears Mary. " Why does the lamb therefore love Mary? " Therefore Mary love? Therefore Mary love? " Because it therefore is Mary to love the lamb, " Child's anxious shouting. " Because, Mary loves the lamb, your know." The lamb, you knew, the lamb, you knew, " Because, Mary loves the lamb, you knew, " Professor was replied.

More Babel Fish.

English to Portuguese, Portuguese to English, English to Traditional Chinese and Traditional Chinese to English.

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LUPO LUPO

A boy of the shepherds has existed who close have stiff sheeps its in the piedino of the mountain to a dark forest. Era only for, consequently it has invented un' illustration so that this took l' partial enterprise. This under [ormimenos] in the village that demands the "? Lupo, lupo, "? and the countrymen have exited this gathering he. This has asked the boy thus a lot that determined days since same it the tried trick, a more time the countrymen it has come in its aid. Quickly after this a lupo that it emanates really from the forest. It has made the outcry of the boy all' outside from "? Lupo, lupo, "? still partially probably in advance payment. But this time the countrymen, that one were two times before, thought that the boy has found still in itself and nobody has not come in its subsidy. The lupo it has made consequently a good lunch from boy'? multitude S.

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The Power of Babel Fish...
English to Greek, Greek to English, English to Italian and Italian to English.

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Charlie the Unicorn 3

Oh look, It's my kidney.

How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended

That Feeling...

Anybody who plays the game "Mirror's Edge" knows that feeling when the runner cops are after you. Hearing those footsteps behind you, secretly hoping they are not as close as they sound. Then that despair as you loose a bit of time with a slight stumble. And then that gigantic urge to look behind you, but knowing that if you do, and if they Are as close as they sound, You will surely get killed.

So on you go, Blindly knowing Who, What, and Where they are. Running on, and on. Hearing those pulsing footsteps behind you, struggling with your own mind. Ripping your mental state to a 'Calm Panic'.

Then that sinking feeling as you suddenly notice you have been cornered on the edge of a 8 story building. But Adrenaline pushes you to keep thinking, and moving. And you dodge past the runner cops half a second to spare. And with your heart still racing, you take a leap off the edge of the building, somehow knowing that something will Have to come and save you. and in the middle of that leap, Everything stops, your heart, the sounds, until time itself seems to freeze.

Then finally, you take notice of a large soft landing zone on top of a large stack of steel.
Falling towards it you totally forget about your little friends up at the top of the building.
Landing, You don't even bother looking up. To see the runners, Knowing that what you had just accomplished could not be repeated.

Half Life: Hero Beggining

I was one of the actors in this movie, I was one of the jumping People.

I'm so happy :-D